The Liberal Clause: How President Obama Ruined Christmas

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President Obama is going to ruin Christmas. It’s a fact, that is, if you believe the Tea Party’s new children’s book. The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh, tells the story of how President Obama, with a heart ten times too small, stole Christmas.

The book was written by Tea Party congressional candidate David Hedrick, and was obtained by a writer at Portland Mercury during the “Tea Party’s Election Night Bonanza.”

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According to Gawker, the story follows a liberal group of elves who take over a small town. The elves are led by Elf Peloosi, Barry “Liberal Clause” Obama and his wife “Lichelle.” Chairman Mao and “Rev. Blight” also make an appearance in the book.

Liberal Clause Obama ends up selling the town to the “Hinese” so he can buy himself a fancy new sleigh.

The “good” elves in the book, question if Liberal Clause Obama is really from the North Pole, if global warming exists because its so cold where the elves live, and the book ends when the good elves defeat Obama’s liberal agenda by waving copies of the Christmatution.

The Liberal Clause

The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh, is available for $19.99.

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