Smelly Vagina Spoils WV Woman’s Night

There are few cardinal rules in the battle of the sexes. However, one that’s written in stone–no one wants to give oral to a smelly vagina.

According to investigators, Michelle Lee Williams, of Jackson County, West Virginia didn’t get that memo, causing the ensuing sex scandal.

She went to her estranged husband, Danny Williams’, place, four doors down at the 77 Motor Inn brandishing a weapon demanding oral sex in a very classy way,”eat my pussy.”

Danny, maybe knowing what kind of horrors were located down below, turned down the offer.

His friend, Adam Watson, agreed to her request, until according to The Smoking Gun,“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” He then decided against the act.

That’s when things got even nastier, and Melissa let them know how she really felt, pointing a lock-back folding knife at Danny, she said,

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams–who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated–nude from the waist down. She was arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.