Pooping Should Not Be Done Sitting On a Toilet
The best gift book to give a youngster that isn’t your own is: Everyone Poops.
You’re welcome.
For decades, people who have a vested interest in how people poop have determined that toilets are detrimental to releasing the chocolate hostages.
Daniel Lametti of Slate has written that research is now backing up the desirability of toiletless defecation.
Would you squat to (no more clever euphemisms, space does not allow them all) eliminate? It’s estimated that almost 50% of Americans have suffered the heartbreak of hemorrhoids. Would that make you squat rather than sit?
When we’re standing up, the extent of this bend, called the anorectal angle, is about 90 degrees, which puts upward pressure on the rectum and keeps feces inside. In a squatting posture, the bend straightens out, like a kink ringed out of a garden hose, and defecation becomes easier.
In many civilized countries, public toilets are often no more than a hole in the floor. But since this is America, Lametti changed his morning routine by squatting on his toilet.
He reports…
My 10-minute routine dropped to a minute, two at the most, and within a few days my knees stopped complaining.”
Ten minutes? Ten? Really Daniel?
Interested in all things toilety? You simply must explore this (totally safe and not gross) link.
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Mark has been scouring the web for the interesting, unique, trendy, and odd for years. His work for Trendhunter.com put him at the top of the list of non-staff writers having posted over 2,800 items. He currently writes for Examiner.com (TrendyExaminer.com) where he is consistently the top ranked writer in the Home and Living Category. Mark also writes about Corvettes and the National Corvette Museum. (CorvetteExaminer.com) Since he is a newser at heart, he fulfills that need via IndyPosted.com Follow @markleevan on Twitter. Also on Facebook.
I use my Poop Stool
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I use my Poop Stool
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Matt, I can’t tell if you are joking or not….LOL. It’s either the most ridiculous attempt at twisting Muslim beliefs or a really good farce on social biases in America.
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Matt, I can’t tell if you are joking or not….LOL. It’s either the most ridiculous attempt at twisting Muslim beliefs or a really good farce on social biases in America.
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No doubt these articles are subsidized by the Muslim Brotherhood as Islamification has as much to do with changing toileting habits as it does clitorectomies. Notice that the pictures as well as the goofy lefty celebrities also advocate toilet paper free pooping as well. You can’t view the war on terrorism sanely until you realize that our enemies envision a world with no toilet paper or clitorises for anyone.
Mark has been scouring the web for the interesting, unique, trendy, and odd for years. His work for Trendhunter.com put him at the top of the list of non-staff writers having posted over 2,800 items. He currently writes for Examiner.com (TrendyExaminer.com) where he is consistently the top ranked writer in the Home and Living Category. Mark also writes about Corvettes and the National Corvette Museum. (CorvetteExaminer.com) Since he is a newser at heart, he fulfills that need via IndyPosted.com Follow @markleevan on Twitter. Also on Facebook.
No doubt these articles are subsidized by the Muslim Brotherhood as Islamification has as much to do with changing toileting habits as it does clitorectomies. Notice that the pictures as well as the goofy lefty celebrities also advocate toilet paper free pooping as well. You can’t view the war on terrorism sanely until you realize that our enemies envision a world with no toilet paper or clitorises for anyone.
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To each his own. Go for it.
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To each his own. Go for it.